just one question posed in a short article set me off - totally exposes pro-triathletes as crazies!
Q: what do pro ironman competitors crave in their build up to a race?
A:"scarfing a couple of vicodin stuffed into my favourite chocolate croissants sprinkled with sea salt while watching a Victoria Secrets runway show" anon
I would stuff the vicodin into something else, wash it down with beer ... and could probably watch something a little less wholesome than a Victoria Secrets runway show...But I get it ...
Triathlete Mag summarises:
"They (Iron Man competitors) share visions of grandeur beyond whatever greatness they've already achieved, and they are still in awe of the sport that can humble them in the blink of an eye"
so ...Sauce- if you come across a pro, waylaid by pain, cramping, covered in snot, injured or in GI distress ... Remember he or she is just having fun
PS: does that last photo not show you exactly why you need those blond roots sorting? ... might want to loose those horizontal stripes too!
Trizophrenia !!!
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